What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?Hold my purse.
Invention is the mother of too many useless toys.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.
Love the river's "beauty", but live on a hill.
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